Curlicued mullet conveniently popping out the back of the hat, all while repping the Lone Star state. Staying safe...or to quote Kenny Powers, "You don't know what kind of shit I got."
Send us your virus-free mullet and show us what you've got.
Masked up in the grocery...is it that cheese dick, Guy Fieri, with no makeup or a cosmetic dose of HGH? No, that's a chick! But she may still have a bigger cheese dick than you.