Mullet Mullisha

The conversation may or may not have gone like so: ¡Quiero café! ¡No mamen putos! I take it they don't require hairnets here? ¡ ...

Look closely...iPad with credit card swipe.  Perhaps she's turning tricks on the Port Aransas beach?!  Not with that rat's nest. ...

  Sorry, bro, no Ted Nugent at Blues on the Green. Maybe he lost a bet...or is a prospect for some tubular frat. Cat Scratch F...

Whomever took this pic was super close and probably as nervous as Billy Ray Cyrus on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. Hey buddy, ...

Femullet at White Horse during SXSW...possibly Euro.  And greasy.  Like your granny.

  I couldn't make this up if I tried...OK, well maybe I could.  Anyway, this dude's hobby, or maybe full time gig, is racing be...

This is a new variation to me.  After much thought, as I casually swirl the Hennessy about in my brandy glass...I call it...the Beaver Ta...

Sanchito enjoying view No sideburns to boot "Hey, where is the damn dam tour?!"

That's right, call for backup...on yourself.  You're headed to the pen for being guilty of that jheri curl mullet!

This Rico Suave janitor is striking a pose and doesn't even know it!  

My brother buys and sells dirtbikes in Houston as a hobby and he had a recent email conversation from a seller with an ad like this: ...

Mullets are one of the many hipster-bag wonders you encounter at White Horse bar, stokingly showcased by Jaime!

Check out his attire and the creepy look-backs!

I'm sure he's texting his biatches... Nope; he's spotted other prey.

Oh damn, with that bluetoof ear piece, what you, some type of PIMP?! Another viewer of this blog spotted this smut peddler in January, ...