Mullet Mullisha

I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep ...

Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport. Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  " Small hands, smell like cabbage. ...

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet. Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet b...

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like thi...

  Again with the anal beads , this time on the wrist for easier implementation. Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal broc...

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?  

Billy Joe is ready for that BRAAAAAAPPP BRAAP! This is how we sound talking about dirtbikes!

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story. I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry...

All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty. Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did.....

Deep in the meat mode Weedwacker accident, yes? Nope, just grundle choad

Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.  

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

  Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:   Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge...

Who is that masked mullet?! Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.