Mullet Mullisha

Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo! Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  ...

Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I r...

Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting pe...

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this mus...

Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists. This limp...

I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep ...

Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport. Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  " Small hands, smell like cabbage. ...

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet. Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet b...

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like thi...

  Again with the anal beads , this time on the wrist for easier implementation. Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal broc...

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?  

Billy Joe is ready for that BRAAAAAAPPP BRAAP! This is how we sound talking about dirtbikes!

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story. I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry...