Mullet Mullisha

Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet.  Because you gotta start somewhere.  

My, what a randy jumpsuit you have on at the bar, my dear.  Astronaut?  Janitor?  Pilot?  Sewer cleaner?  Butt pirate! What better with...

What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?  - We'd better perk up or people are gonna think we're NUTS! Not sur...

Just another solid bullet (bald + mullet) throwin some darts at your local Flying Saucer.  Is he a sauce boss?  Not likely.

I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too.  But at least his neck is protected from the sun!  That's the price you pay.  You can even ...

This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim.  Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?

Take the 'TRY ME!' sign literally and try to scratch and sniff that mini mullet.  This guy wishes he had a majestic one , but nee...

Sweet Wally World meximullet lookin for children's threads.  Perhaps he drives an old two-tone Ford Aerostar ? Here's a flashba...

  You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like P...

  A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there. I drop the 'w...

The inverse duck tail mullet...with blonde tips for fuck's sake.  Because that extra manure hangin from the back isn't noticea...

Another shitlock mullet!?  The one earlier this year can be seen here .  Yowza...I need to play the lottery.  Then I could buy all the mu...

This mullet is almost as American as the Budweiser in his hand. Seems like he had just the goofy college shag, then when he graduated, ...

Like a mix between Billy Ray Cyrus and Vanilla Ice .  And he looks about as nervous as Billy Ray on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.  ...

On his daily run to the drug shop...because there's no way one could be sober with a haircut like that.