Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)


This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?

 

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)


Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

Join the Mullet Mullisha and send any mullet masterpieces to c.gunit@gmail.com !

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

White Horse


mullet


All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.



Friday, June 19, 2015

BBQ Restaurant Haiku



Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Brewery


Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.

 

Friday, May 29, 2015

Army Training


Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Le Mans Race


Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:


Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."

 

Eeyore's Birthday



Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.
 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bowling Alley


She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Friday, March 6, 2015

Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday


The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:  http://bit.ly/18okiv2

You stay classy, San Diego. 


Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Dolce Vita


Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.


Tuesday, December 30, 2014

New Orleans 'Grenade'


For those of you who are unfamiliar, 'grenade' is apparently douchie Jersey Shore slang for the above.  The drink in her hand with the same name is obviously just icing on the cake of this dirty blonde dirty 'do.

The New York Times asks if mullets are so bad, they're good?

This just in:  This blog will soon be extended or moved to Instagram via 'mullet.hunter' so submit any and all hunted mullets to c.gunit@gmail.com.
Remember kids, the profile view is best.

Make sure to ring in the new year with your own grenade! You decide which kind.


Saturday, November 15, 2014

HEB



As I mull it over, it seems HEB and Target employees are the cream of the crap.

I'm pretty sure this cashier wipes back to front.