Friday, February 12, 2016

Buzzmill


We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile.  This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here.  Looks like he's had a trim these days.

 

Friday, January 29, 2016

UT Football Game


Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!

Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!

 

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Airport

mullet


Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.

 

Friday, December 25, 2015

Barbarella


Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!

 

Friday, December 18, 2015

Wally World


Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"


Friday, December 11, 2015

Airport

mullet


Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.


Friday, December 4, 2015

Austin MetroRail


mullet


Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.

 

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Ski Shores



I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep shot of hubby's young mullet!

I bet tomorrow he's having a NoFucksgiving.  "Why wasn't I invited?"

Give it 10 years and it'll be a bullet.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Vegas Airport


Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport.

Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  "Small hands, smell like cabbage."

 

Friday, October 30, 2015

Governor's Ball


I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!


Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Grocery Store

mullet


No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.

 

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

X Games


<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!


Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Mötley Crüe Concert



Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.


Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)


This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?