Thursday, March 2, 2017

Construction Site


I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too.  But at least his neck is protected from the sun!  That's the price you pay.  You can even see him at night with the reflector vest!

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Thursday, January 12, 2017

Discoteca


This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim.  Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?


Friday, December 16, 2016

Sam's Club


Take the 'TRY ME!' sign literally and try to scratch and sniff that mini mullet.  This guy wishes he had a majestic one, but needs to straighten that thing out and let it flow freely in the wind.


Thursday, December 8, 2016

Wally World


Sweet Wally World meximullet lookin for children's threads.  Perhaps he drives an old two-tone Ford Aerostar?

Here's a flashback to one of the most underrated, low-budget music videos I've ever seen, featuring the nation's biggest retailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyy_NkeD6pg

 

Friday, September 30, 2016

Montreal Monkeyfucker Mullet



You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like PepĂ© Le PewDavy Crockett wannabes are rare, unless you're a West Virginia Mountaineer fanNo king of the wild frontier here...just a smells-like-poo 'do on the public transportation circuit in Canada.



Friday, September 16, 2016

Whole Foods


A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there.

I drop the 'w' and 'l' and call it Hoe Foods, for obvious reasons.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Las Vegas Souvenir Shop



The inverse duck tail mullet...with blonde tips for fuck's sake.  Because that extra manure hangin from the back isn't noticeable enough already.

 

Friday, August 12, 2016

Mall Kiosk

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Another shitlock mullet!?  The one earlier this year can be seen here.  Yowza...I need to play the lottery.  Then I could buy all the mullet wigs I want...and Hennessy.

 

Friday, July 29, 2016

SXSW


This mullet is almost as American as the Budweiser in his hand.

Seems like he had just the goofy college shag, then when he graduated, let just the bottom grow out.  GOOD LUCK GETTING A REAL JOB.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Nightclub


Like a mix between Billy Ray Cyrus and Vanilla Ice.  And he looks about as nervous as Billy Ray on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

 

Friday, July 1, 2016

HEB

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On his daily run to the drug shop...because there's no way one could be sober with a haircut like that.


Thursday, June 16, 2016

H-town Bar


The girl in the background has the same expression as I did...yowza!

Keepin it trill in 2016. 

 

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Barton Springs Pool

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I hunted this one myself at the local watering hole and didn't know what the hell I was seeing.  After some reflection, I will dub this the 'shitlock mullet.'  Not quite the traditional dreadlocks, but just a few super long turds hanging from the back of the head.  Glorious...but mostly horrendous.

 

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Music Show


Looks to be a dude with a hot pink mullet to coincidentally match her hot pink tips.  Just the tips.

Hunters take note:  if you can put yourself in the pic, you are on your way to baller status in my eyes.  Examples here and here.

Happy berfday, homegirl!

 

Friday, April 29, 2016

Airport


Trying to keep alive that 70s Skynyrd life...classy leather briefcase sold separately.

"Ted Nugent called and he wants his shirt back."