Monday, May 1, 2017

Twin Peaks


He's tryin to get himself a look at some 'twin peaks.'


Thursday, March 30, 2017

Restaurant in Burnet, TX



Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet.  Because you gotta start somewhere.

 

Friday, March 24, 2017

Little Red Riding Jumpsuit


My, what a randy jumpsuit you have on at the bar, my dear.  Astronaut?  Janitor?  Pilot?  Sewer cleaner?  Butt pirate!

What better with which to roto-rooter your pooper?
 

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Port Aransas


What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?

 - We'd better perk up or people are gonna think we're NUTS!

Not sure why these fools be braidin their mullets...like Rubber Band Man seen earlier.  Give your mullet wings and let it fly!

 

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Flying Saucer


Just another solid bullet (bald + mullet) throwin some darts at your local Flying Saucer.  Is he a sauce boss?  Not likely.


Thursday, March 2, 2017

Construction Site


I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too.  But at least his neck is protected from the sun!  That's the price you pay.  You can even see him at night with the reflector vest!

Send any & all mullet pics to mulletmullisha@gmail.com !


Thursday, January 12, 2017

Discoteca


This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim.  Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?


Friday, December 16, 2016

Sam's Club


Take the 'TRY ME!' sign literally and try to scratch and sniff that mini mullet.  This guy wishes he had a majestic one, but needs to straighten that thing out and let it flow freely in the wind.


Thursday, December 8, 2016

Wally World


Sweet Wally World meximullet lookin for children's threads.  Perhaps he drives an old two-tone Ford Aerostar?

Here's a flashback to one of the most underrated, low-budget music videos I've ever seen, featuring the nation's biggest retailer:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyy_NkeD6pg

 

Friday, September 30, 2016

Montreal Monkeyfucker Mullet



You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like PepĂ© Le PewDavy Crockett wannabes are rare, unless you're a West Virginia Mountaineer fanNo king of the wild frontier here...just a smells-like-poo 'do on the public transportation circuit in Canada.



Friday, September 16, 2016

Whole Foods


A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there.

I drop the 'w' and 'l' and call it Hoe Foods, for obvious reasons.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Las Vegas Souvenir Shop



The inverse duck tail mullet...with blonde tips for fuck's sake.  Because that extra manure hangin from the back isn't noticeable enough already.

 

Friday, August 12, 2016

Mall Kiosk

mullet


Another shitlock mullet!?  The one earlier this year can be seen here.  Yowza...I need to play the lottery.  Then I could buy all the mullet wigs I want...and Hennessy.

 

Friday, July 29, 2016

SXSW


This mullet is almost as American as the Budweiser in his hand.

Seems like he had just the goofy college shag, then when he graduated, let just the bottom grow out.  GOOD LUCK GETTING A REAL JOB.

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Nightclub


Like a mix between Billy Ray Cyrus and Vanilla Ice.  And he looks about as nervous as Billy Ray on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.