Monday, August 5, 2019

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

Friday, August 2, 2019

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"

The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Capital Factory Party

End of the Month Haiku:

You weady to wock?!
Looking for that chips & guac
Balloon string a crock

The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage.  But not as raging as this Latina femullet.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

How to Give Yourself a Mullet

I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Friday, July 19, 2019


Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Mullet Mania

In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Chamber Music Fest, Greece

That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:

Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to to be featured.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019


Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Friday, June 21, 2019

Airport Waiting Area

Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Airport Restroom

Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.

Monday, April 8, 2019

Garden Variety Bar on the East Side


Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Monday, January 28, 2019

Mexican Beach

Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Dirty 6th

Here we have a helmet femullet on 6th Street.  I say 'helmet' because it resembles the goofy ass bicycle racing helmets in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Would you take this porcupine helmet for a spin on a Tour de Dirty 6th?

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Golden Corral

Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.

Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"

I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke.  It's just 'deez.'  No need for 'ones.'  We already know which ones you're talkin about.

Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy?  If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.