Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport

Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?

This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

#mulletbangs

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"

The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.

Capital Factory Party

End of the Month Haiku:

You weady to wock?!

Looking for that chips & guac

Balloon string a crock

The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage.  But not as raging as this Latina femullet.

How to Give Yourself a Mullet

I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Randall's

Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Mullet Mania

In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian thing...like 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:  https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-with-face-tatts-and-cooked-mullet-hunted-by-police-for-stealing-sex-toys-cars-a-phone-and-two-lollies-142792

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Chamber Music Fest, Greece

That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:

Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to mulletmullisha@gmail.com to be featured.

Stingrays

Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Airport Waiting Area

Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Airport Restroom

Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.

Garden Variety Bar on the East Side

Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Grocery Store

Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.

Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..." 

Got those 90s song references on lock!

 

Mexican Beach

Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!