Thursday, November 19, 2020

Tennessee Motocross Race

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Here is a much-intended, no fucks given mullet.  Miley Cyrus may like moto too, but she ain't got shit on this one.



This moto-loving dude is no slouch.  He's got the wrap-around sunglasses, pink and blue Hawaiian boxers, the not-forgotten, utilitarian cargo shorts, and tops it off with metal horns up like a boss.
Shirtless flirt, ride dirt!

As you can see, you know he's NOT a whipped ass punk bitch like #bakermayfield, running across the stadium to get his old lady a straw.  Nor would he essentially put "live laugh love" in his Instagram bio like a basic bitch.  Nor would he obviously be butt-hurt and insecure about the #longhorns not wanting him, knowing he has to make money with shitty endorsements because he'll end up in the quarterback graveyard like the most of the Heisman quarterbacks.

Friday, October 30, 2020

RV Expo

 


Another rare ass, 2 mullets in 1 shot, like the one below.  One pulled back, the other needing some more growth.

What do you think they're talking about?  Leave your theory in the comments.

"Nice fishing shirt...is it a #saltlife ?  My mullet is longer than yours, slut bag."

Send any and all #mullet snapshots to mulletmullisha@gmail.com for a chance to be featured.




Friday, October 9, 2020

Liberty Bar

 

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Give me liberty, or give me #mullet.

Ooooo, it's so grainy.  Almost like a bat wing in Waiting.

It'd be a lot cooler if there were no shirt under the overalls.

Friday, September 18, 2020

Bastrop Diner


No, this is not a cartoon.  This is a real-life, unadulterated, "blended" mullet.  Dude or dudette, you ask? We don't know.  And in 2020, nobody cares to decipher, because male and female are apparently not the only choices.

Now, I'll have some of that boysenberry syrup.

Thursday, September 10, 2020

Someone Made a Mullet Song

Some country artist I've never heard of made a mullet song.  Catchy, but corny.



Wednesday, September 9, 2020

We've Got the Halloween Costume for You This Year

 3 Wishes Tiger King Costumes (2)

The ultimate #Halloween costume to try to give a positive note for something good happening in 2020:  #TigerKing