Monday, December 17, 2012

Target Employee


Contrary to the last post, one CAN have a mullet as well as a real TARGET.

This is some kind of sidewinder mullet or else he was just a-swangin' his hair like Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode."

Friday, December 7, 2012

Texas State Fair

We can safely assume this dude is in college, subcategory probably being some douche-tastic frat during hazing season.  Because one sporting a mullet cannot have a real job.

I know there's a Chevy sign in the background, but this is not NASCAR.  This mullet was tagged at the Texas state fair in Dallas.  He's lookin around for the fried Twinkies, unbeknownst to anyone that Hostess would be bankrupt the following month.  And lots of beer to drown the sorrows of the Longhorns playing like horse manure once again in the Red River Shootout.

On the bright side, at least he's got a girl in his arm...or it could be another dude with long hair.

Drink up, ya heard?!