Monday, October 21, 2019

Real Ale Brewery

Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

Monday, October 14, 2019

T-Shirt Extravaganza

Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Mullet Mania

Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

Monday, October 7, 2019


The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.