Friday, September 30, 2016

Montreal Monkeyfucker Mullet

You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like PepĂ© Le PewDavy Crockett wannabes are rare, unless you're a West Virginia Mountaineer fanNo king of the wild frontier here...just a smells-like-poo 'do on the public transportation circuit in Canada.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Whole Foods

A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there.

I drop the 'w' and 'l' and call it Hoe Foods, for obvious reasons.