Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Rent-a-cop


That's right, call for backup...on yourself.  You're headed to the pen for being guilty of that jheri curl mullet!


Monday, November 18, 2013

Hospital


This Rico Suave janitor is striking a pose and doesn't even know it!

 

Monday, November 11, 2013

Interaction with a Craigslist Seller



My brother buys and sells dirtbikes in Houston as a hobby and he had a recent email conversation from a seller with an ad like this:  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/4172415156.html

As the ad says, "You can contact meat."  More hilarity below:



My brother:  $3k is the best I can do today. but you could have it sold!

Seller:  lol naw dude, I paid 7150, now why would I do that?

My brother:  Ok, just take it as an offer, thanks.

Seller:  Look kid, how old are you? I might just look out for you.

My brother:  28.

Seller:  2ppl already asked me for 3k, let me give it some thought and I'll get back to you.

My brother:  You said OBO, what's been the best offer so far?

Seller:  Yea, but I said 4300 obo, how do you go to 3000?

My brother:  Hah, well to be honest, the way your ad was written, it sounded like a kid was selling it! Go fix all the spelling mistakes and make it look like a grown man owns it and you may get decent offers. I buy and sell bikes so this isn't uncommon to lowball and some just want it out when you throw a cash offer at them. Obviously, your English is better than the ad, so sorry to offend with the lowball.

Seller:  Lol, dude if you bught and sold bike, you would known wats up as soon as you see the bike, who gives a Fuck about spelling, grow up bitch, and don't waste pols time, I bet your one of those white honkie cracker muther fuckers. lol low baller you are. well let me go fix my spelling little bitch, o did I spell that right hoe

My brother:  I was just being honest with you. If it was written out I probably wouldn't have made the offer because it would sell for 4, that's not a bad price you're asking. But I'm not the only one offering 3k, right? I know it sounds dumb for people to care about the ad, but it can make a difference.

Seller:  The lowest off is was 3000.  Your comin at me like I'm a chump.

My brother:  Don't take it that way. You've gotta be doing pretty well to have a brand new bike! It's just when I saw the ad, I figured it was from some guy out in the woods that would take 3000. I know that's not the case, so I'm just trying to help get you something better than 3000. Clean up the ad, thank me later, good luck. 3800 isn't bad at all, tell him to meet you at 4, not a bad deal for either of you. That's what they're going for nationally, check bikefinds.com for pricing, you're right on the money.

Seller:  I feel you...



Saturday, October 26, 2013

White Horse Bar


Mullets are one of the many hipster-bag wonders you encounter at White Horse bar, stokingly showcased by Jaime!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Rainey Street


I'm sure he's texting his biatches...


Nope; he's spotted other prey.


Thursday, August 1, 2013

Vegas Strip - Double Sighting


Oh damn, with that bluetoof ear piece, what you, some type of PIMP?!

Another viewer of this blog spotted this smut peddler in January, here - http://bit.ly/13wyjxT


Thursday, July 25, 2013

Downtown Sidewalk




Home slice headed to GET a slice...of Cozzoli's...with his European carry-all.


Sunday, July 14, 2013

Monday, July 8, 2013

Saloon


Female euro mullet in the bar.

Sippin' on that Cristal...or not.


Thursday, June 6, 2013

Disneyworld


This is the closest I've seen to a legit Joe-Dirt-as-a-kid mullet....and it's GLORIOUS!

Like a mini lumberjack tryin to snack on some hot dogs and popcorn.


Saturday, April 13, 2013

Motocross Race


Better shave those sideburns...don't want them flappin' in the wind under your helmet.  Wait, you're not a rider, you're an old wanna-be with a mullet!

Maybe he rides a two stroke and his name is Brrrrreeeennnnduunnnnn-dunnn-dunnnn!


Monday, February 25, 2013

Action Jackson in Walmart


Bo knows mullets best.

I wish this one was not braided in order to see the full luxuriousness.


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Mullets in Action


Happy V-Day.  Make sure you stay away from the VD.

I didn't post this video because this Russian hooligan jacked his dad's Infiniti and goes for a joyride.

I posted this video because ALL I NOTICED WAS HIS GOOFY ASS HAIRDO.  With both of these qualities, he is no doubt destined to grow up a douche bag!


Thursday, February 7, 2013

Philippines


This mullet comes all the way from the Philippines.

That's right, Mullet Hunter has gone worldwide...kind of like Prestige Worldwide!


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Club



Sergio with his meximullet is going clubbing, and I'm not talking about baby seals...but to find some foxy chicas!


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Mexican Restaurant


Frizzy mullet at a local mexican restaurant.

How do I know this?

Because only a mexican restaurant has a turquoise bathroom door!


Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Vegas Smut Peddler



Happy New Year!  This year and this blog will bring more mullets into your life!

You know what I'm talking about...another one of those creepy cholos who stands on the streets of the strip and doesn't say anything (probably because he doesn't know English), but will slap his smut cards together to get your attention.  Because he knows you want "Girls Direct to You."


Then you get HIS attention by snapping a pic of his 'do and gritty mug.