Friday, March 18, 2016

Minor League Baseball Game

After looking closely, is this:

A.  An optical illusion like this disturbing photo?

B.  An "H"-less heli-pad in the middle of a jungle?

C.  A zoned-in target for a bowel-movement-passing bird?

Answer:  Quite possibly C; however, I'm seeing the most insane bullet ( bald + mullet ) I've ever seen.  In this case, the poopy bird's eye view is even better than the profile view.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Convenience Store

Another scrappy meximullet...found at your local Austin convenience store.

You know what I miss?  Lucas salt.

We'd buy a case of that stuff when visiting Mexico.  Is it still around?  These days I only visit convenience stores to purchase the finest high gravity 40oz bottle of malt liquor.


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Rubber Band Man

"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay.  'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."

Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store.  At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun.  "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"