Friday, March 27, 2020

Salt Lick

Bro in the background with the buffalo hat sees it too.  Look closely...he thinks it's so good, he's licking his lips, saying, "Get in that bar-b-que nice and deep-like."

Not quite curly enough to be an afro, but no doubt a curly fry mullet.

Friday, March 20, 2020


German hacker #mullet in the airport running from the law.  If you do not succumb to his #ransomware with #bitcoin, he says, "Groooooo."  Then shakes it off and returns with, "Jaaa, I will go to Fodrockers.  They have excellent burgers."

Friday, March 13, 2020

Downtown Bar

Lion and tigers and mullets, oh fuck!

I wonder if the #MulletMullisha soldier told him to open his eyes wide, or if he always is crazy-eyed.  He looks like he just saw the #coronavirus, which is blown out of proportion by the propagandist shitheads we call the media.

No need to panic like a little bitch...Beavis & Butthead have TP for your bungholes.

Friday, March 6, 2020

AVP Tournament

Holy shit, never have I ever seen a mullet pulled back so tightly, one can see the part lines from afar!
This fool's trying to see the shitter on the critter, Misty May...too bad she's retired.
I ironically learned that 's-on-the-c' phrase from some old dude who goes by Barnacle Bill, and he also sported a pony tail mullet.