Friday, April 16, 2021

That's Right, the Tennessee Moto Race Again

 

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Look closely, are you 'hooked' on mullets yet?

If you've been following along, the motocross race in Tennessee was a hit for the mullets, which came out of the woodwork.  And there are even more to come soon!

Just a fresh adolescent mullet hiding under the hat, kind of like these:

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Friday, April 9, 2021

More from the Tennessee Motocross Race

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This is a new breed of mullet I'm calling a bush mullet.  And I'm not talking about the 90s rock band.  Just let it live free and wild, like tropical shrubbery.

Reminds me of Booger (by far the best character in the series) in Revenge of the Nerds - "This is bullshit, I want bush..."

Best of Booger here.  Change my mind.


Here's another angle fo yo ass...at least he brushed it, trying to tame the bush:

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Thursday, April 1, 2021

Race de Motosaki

 

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What up, pranksters and wanksters?!

Nothing like a good old April Fool's Day mullet.  What kind of pranks are you going to try to pull today?

This, above, is no fool, as you can tell by the "fuck-you-I-won't-do-what-you-tell-me" adolescent shag mullet.  Kind of like these:


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Friday, March 19, 2021

Bathroom

For some, this week was, "Spraaannggg Breeeaaakk."  If you don't get that reference, you should definitely watch Spring Breakers.  I'm not saying it's good, just entertaining if you like hoodrat stuff.

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Even better than a #RiffRaff impersonation, and his bogus performance in concert, is this #mullet.  We really hope he did this himself, given the shirtless, bathroom shot.  Surely a #Flowbee could do it, right?  A viral #pandemic may be a trick, but at least you can secretly grow a bomb back-mane!

Friday, March 12, 2021

Tennessee Moto Race

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Rider #360 sees mad mullets in ALL directions.

Just another mullet-under-the-hat trick.  We here at Mullet Mullisha are confident it's in hiding.  Kind of like these:


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Friday, March 5, 2021

Tennessee Moto Race

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Caught him with the hat off!  Bingo, "the dingo ate your baby."  Just verifying the Tennessee Tophat underneath, literally in Tennessee.  That term wasn't invented on accident.

Chick in the background is weeping, it's so beautiful, even with hat-hair.  Or maybe her backwoods husband just beat her up mentally.


Friday, February 26, 2021

Yep, Same Moto Race

 

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If you ever want to see more mullets IRL, head to a motocross race.  Note:  this is NOT spelled, motoRcross, noob.

You can take a gander at ones like this, an adolescent shag mullet.


Friday, February 19, 2021

Another of Many at a Tennessee Moto Race

 

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Bro in the background thinks he caught a creeper.  Nope, just a peeper.

Fox backpack on lock for all the gear & Four Loko.  Or the other kind of 'gear,' like in Bad Santa.


Thursday, February 11, 2021

Motocross Race


 

Caught him blinking, not mean-mugging.

Look closely...'El Gohan' is Spanish for, 'The Gohan.'

Even with the hat, you know there's a Tennessee Tophat hiding under there!  Just like this beaver tail mullet in hiding:




Thursday, January 7, 2021

New Year, New 'Do

 

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Take A LOT off the sides...because I ain't no side-bitch.


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