Friday, October 30, 2015

Governor's Ball

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Grocery Store


No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.


Tuesday, October 6, 2015

X Games

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!