Tuesday, December 31, 2019


Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Monday, December 16, 2019


Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Street Walker

Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Bowling Alley

Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.