Monday, April 27, 2020

Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man
Cruise done before the #COVID
Shit hit the damn fan

Monday, April 13, 2020

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.
His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incomp├ętents."

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Monday, April 6, 2020

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!