Monday, April 27, 2020

Dirtbike Race


Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.


Monday, April 20, 2020

Cruise Ship Casino


Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  


Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man
Cruise done before the #COVID
Shit hit the damn fan

Monday, April 13, 2020

Airport in France


French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.
His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incomp├ętents."

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Mullet History

If 2020 had an MVP, Joe Exotic would be it. - COURTESY OF ANDREW KOZINSKI/@PFMEMESCHINABISTRO

I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Monday, April 6, 2020

Deck Hands


Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!