Wednesday, November 27, 2019


Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Monday, November 18, 2019

Fresh New Mulletry of my Own

So after almost a decade of hunting and showing all that mullets in this world have to offer, I've decided to try this infamous #hair cut for myself.  "Get a mullet," they said.  "It'll be fun," they said.  Except for almost EVERY SINGLE FEMALE I talked to beforehand.  Shake them haters off and rebel!  Do you and do the 'do!  Do NOT let them try to put you in a cage, like Kevin Costner in Waterworld, or Madmartigan in Willow.  And they didn't even have mullets.  Everything is more fun with a mullet.  Like Men's Warehouse, "You're gonna like the way you look...I guarantee it."

New York Times calls it, a tasteful, yet playful little mullet.  I really can't wait for someone I don't know to send in my mullet on my own head to be featured on my own blog.  Ironic AF.