Friday, May 29, 2020

Same Gym


This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Friday, May 22, 2020

Gym



Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Friday, May 8, 2020

Flamingo


"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'
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#POW!



Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Dirtbike Race


Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.


Monday, April 20, 2020

Cruise Ship Casino


Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  


Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man
Cruise done before the #COVID
Shit hit the damn fan

Monday, April 13, 2020

Airport in France


French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.
His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incomp├ętents."

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Monday, April 6, 2020

Deck Hands


Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!

Friday, March 27, 2020

Salt Lick


Bro in the background with the buffalo hat sees it too.  Look closely...he thinks it's so good, he's licking his lips, saying, "Get in that bar-b-que nice and deep-like."

Not quite curly enough to be an afro, but no doubt a curly fry mullet.

Friday, March 20, 2020

Airport


German hacker #mullet in the airport running from the law.  If you do not succumb to his #ransomware with #bitcoin, he says, "Groooooo."  Then shakes it off and returns with, "Jaaa, I will go to Fodrockers.  They have excellent burgers."

Friday, March 13, 2020

Downtown Bar


Lion and tigers and mullets, oh fuck!

I wonder if the #MulletMullisha soldier told him to open his eyes wide, or if he always is crazy-eyed.  He looks like he just saw the #coronavirus, which is blown out of proportion by the propagandist shitheads we call the media.

No need to panic like a little bitch...Beavis & Butthead have TP for your bungholes.

Friday, March 6, 2020

AVP Tournament


Holy shit, never have I ever seen a mullet pulled back so tightly, one can see the part lines from afar!
This fool's trying to see the shitter on the critter, Misty May...too bad she's retired.
I ironically learned that 's-on-the-c' phrase from some old dude who goes by Barnacle Bill, and he also sported a pony tail mullet.

Friday, February 28, 2020

New Orleans Casino


The stars at night
Are mullet bright!
Hold muh beer,
Watch, this be tight!
This dude claimed he has been growing it out for a couple years.  Dedication station.