Friday, February 14, 2020

Department Store



There's an asian invasion in the shoe department.  Get your V-Day 'kicks' with this mullet that's got more girth than a rat tail.  Sort of like a double-wide rat tail.  I wonder what Clint Eastwood would say about it with his Gran Torino attitude?
For the single cats out there, don't be a #FOMOsapien today, as this HOLLAday is overrated.

Friday, February 7, 2020

UT Tailgate


Sometimes it's hard to tell when a dude or dudette is sporting a mullet when it's hidden under a hat.  But with the shaved sides, you know it's lurking underneath, in this case, in front of the beaver tail party in the back that can't be hidden.

Friday, January 31, 2020

Dirty 6th


Dirty 6th and a dirty mullet go hand-in-hand.  Be weary of creepers on the street trying to get upskirt photos of anything without a pecker.  

A friend of mine once said the only female advice his dad gave him was, "They all look the same when you turn them upside down."

Friday, January 24, 2020

Unbarlievable


Not quite a mullet, (too curly & early to tell) but give it a year and it could be something to write home about.  He needs a Chi to straighten that hoe out.  At least it's more interesting than soccer, but less interesting than a bearded lady at a circus-themed bar.

This one also has potential, but not quite there yet:


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Monday, January 20, 2020

Mullet Passions


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Friday, January 17, 2020

New Mexico Street


Here's another sidewinder-like mullet on the streets of NM.
Remember the similar one below from the hipster-overrun SXSW?  Both bearded brochachos.



Friday, January 10, 2020

South Lamar Sidewalk


Bam! Shag mullet captured in the nick of time while sippin a #LoneStar tall boy from the bar patio on #SoLa!  Pants like #Aladdin, loafers like Galileo, and a European carry-all like a #Seinfeld episode.
That mullet will go on to do great things...while he holds in his farts.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Classroom


Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Randall's


Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Street Walker


Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Bowling Alley


Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Trudy's


Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Monday, November 18, 2019

Fresh New Mulletry of my Own

So after almost a decade of hunting and showing all that mullets in this world have to offer, I've decided to try this infamous #hair cut for myself.  "Get a mullet," they said.  "It'll be fun," they said.  Except for almost EVERY SINGLE FEMALE I talked to beforehand.  Shake them haters off and rebel!  Do you and do the 'do!  Do NOT let them try to put you in a cage, like Kevin Costner in Waterworld, or Madmartigan in Willow.  And they didn't even have mullets.  Everything is more fun with a mullet.  Like Men's Warehouse, "You're gonna like the way you look...I guarantee it."




New York Times calls it, a tasteful, yet playful little mullet.  I really can't wait for someone I don't know to send in my mullet on my own head to be featured on my own blog.  Ironic AF.

Monday, October 21, 2019

Real Ale Brewery






Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

Monday, October 14, 2019

T-Shirt Extravaganza






Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.