Friday, June 9, 2023



Just an old fashioned wind-blown grommet mullet, serving up your Blasts and chicken strip dinners in a box.

Friday, May 12, 2023

Top Golf


Friday Haiku -

Mullet in the breeze,

Loafers tap the grassy green,

Golf ball finds its home.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

Florida Walmart


The curly mullet is on the menu.  He seems stern.  Looking like Geppetto, creepily ready to get some action from that extra long nose of Pinocchio.

Friday, March 10, 2023

Rainey St


Just cruising down Rainey St, on the prowl for some brews and beyotches.
The scooters look like sorostitutes on the sidewalk, already too drunk to give you a ride home.


Thursday, March 2, 2023

UT Basketball Game



Shag mullet...almost looks fake.  Getting a load of those players hooping it up.  Go Horns! 🤘🏼

Friday, November 18, 2022




Business mullet with a collared shirt on at your local coffee digs.

Because he means the front only!

Friday, November 11, 2022

Plays Ultimate...The Ultimate Sport



First comb forward, then comb down.
Gel/pomade/wax and wire-framed glasses sold separately.

We've been posting mullets for 11 years, and they just now came back in style.  We're so lucky.  Just kidding...we take credit for it.  Join the #MulletMullisha!

Thursday, July 14, 2022


mulletDon't worry, fans...we haven't gone anywhere.  We are still here to provide you with lustful, original mullets from around the world.

Here's a dual sighting of Tweeter the Skeeter!

Where can I find a sweet chin hammock like that?

And are you still master of your 'domain?'

Spotted in the wild previously:



Friday, February 18, 2022

Party Boy


Loud shirt...check.  Loud hairdo...check.  Fan behind you to blow said hairdo like you're in an 80s hair band...check!

Another mullet man with a Hawaiian shirt from our blog awhile back:


Friday, February 4, 2022




Ay boy, what that mouth do?! 

Tweeter the Skeeter likes to go to the trap house, and skeet skeet on them hoes!

Friday, January 28, 2022

Fabrication Shop


Fab Five the fabrication shop putting in work.  Conjunction junction, what's his function?  Does he lay pipe or does he just fit the pipe?  Maybe he's good at fitting square pegs into round holes.  I'll leave that to your imagination station.

Friday, January 21, 2022

Home Depot


Bowl cut mullet running the aisles (instead of the streets) ...helping your wifey trying to find a left handed smoke shifter.

Other notable bowl cut mullets from the archive:



Friday, January 14, 2022

The Great Outdoors


An eager fan wrote in, showcasing his new, lustrous mullet getting some fresh air and sunlight.  Are you jealous of his length?  That's what SHE said.