Friday, August 14, 2020

Aeropuerto de Costa Rica

A rare ass two mullets in one shot.  Two birds with one stone.  Two monkeys with one banana.  OK, now I'm just fucking around.

Their hair wasn't long enough to get the typical Central American/Caribbean corn rows, so they settled for the next best thing.

Notice how I used 'their' in that sentence?  They're going over there to their party.  If that one makes your head spin, how did you find this blog on the interwebs?!

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Mullets are Still a Big Deal in Australia

Rugby player with a team dubbed, Magpies, kicks a goal and let's the mullet fly!

Friday, July 31, 2020

The Local Bowling Alley Never Disappoints

Bullet (bald + mullet), skullet, however you pull it, there are absolutely no sideburns.  Long ass mustache instead...because sideburns are for queers.  

Here are some previously featured examples of bullets seen in the wild:

Friday, July 17, 2020

Another Bar on W 6th

Sleeveless Canadian sport coat not included.

Look closely.  When it's short on the sides, you know it's a mullet, even when covered with a hat, like this beaver tail mullet:

Friday, June 26, 2020

More from Texas Music Fest

No fucks given, not even for sunscreen.  Don't worry, you're not missing out on fresh mullets from some shitty music fest because of the #kungflu.  This was last year.

Some #mullet men tend to have that middle-finger-attitude.  Recall the one below.

Friday, June 12, 2020

Texas Music Fest

Pow! Caught with his hat off to show the Texas-sized locks of mullet mania.
This is at a music fest, not a trailer park, you judgmental punk...with your 'jump to conclusions' mat.

Friday, June 5, 2020

ABQ Airport

Don't worry, he's not sitting on the shitter.  That's a paper towel roll in a bucket, not a toilet paper roll.  Like seeing a false oasis in a desert after the trauma of an unnecessary TP shortage.

Looks like he may have sniffed out a lurker.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Same Gym

This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Friday, May 22, 2020


Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Friday, May 8, 2020


"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man
Cruise done before the #COVID
Shit hit the damn fan

Monday, April 13, 2020

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.
His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incomp├ętents."