Classroom

Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Randall's

Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Street Walker

Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Bowling Alley

Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Trudy's

Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Real Ale Brewery

Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

T-Shirt Extravaganza

Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Mullet Mania

Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

ACHell

The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Golden Goose

Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here

Paperclip in ear, he likes

To get golden-goosed

Indian Casino near San Diego

We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet

Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate

Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa

Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?

And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Salon Aveda Beta

Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.

Bob Bullock Museum

Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!

Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.

Pepsi Center

Mullet Monday Haiku:

A feathered shock top

Morphs to vertical gold locks

While Santana rocks

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport

Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?

This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

#mulletbangs

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"

The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.

Capital Factory Party

End of the Month Haiku:

You weady to wock?!

Looking for that chips & guac

Balloon string a crock

The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage.  But not as raging as this Latina femullet.

How to Give Yourself a Mullet

I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Randall's

Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Mullet Mania

In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian thing...like 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:  https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-with-face-tatts-and-cooked-mullet-hunted-by-police-for-stealing-sex-toys-cars-a-phone-and-two-lollies-142792

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Chamber Music Fest, Greece

That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:

Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to mulletmullisha@gmail.com to be featured.

Stingrays

Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Airport Waiting Area

Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Airport Restroom

Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.

Garden Variety Bar on the East Side

Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Grocery Store

Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.

Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..." 

Got those 90s song references on lock!

 

Mexican Beach

Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!