Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Classroom


Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Randall's


Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Street Walker


Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Bowling Alley


Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Trudy's


Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Monday, November 18, 2019

Fresh New Mulletry of my Own

So after almost a decade of hunting and showing all that mullets in this world have to offer, I've decided to try this infamous #hair cut for myself.  "Get a mullet," they said.  "It'll be fun," they said.  Except for almost EVERY SINGLE FEMALE I talked to beforehand.  Shake them haters off and rebel!  Do you and do the 'do!  Do NOT let them try to put you in a cage, like Kevin Costner in Waterworld, or Madmartigan in Willow.  And they didn't even have mullets.  Everything is more fun with a mullet.  Like Men's Warehouse, "You're gonna like the way you look...I guarantee it."




New York Times calls it, a tasteful, yet playful little mullet.  I really can't wait for someone I don't know to send in my mullet on my own head to be featured on my own blog.  Ironic AF.

Monday, October 21, 2019

Real Ale Brewery






Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

Monday, October 14, 2019

T-Shirt Extravaganza






Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Mullet Mania



Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

Monday, October 7, 2019

ACHell



The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.


Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mullet Facts


A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Monday, September 30, 2019

Golden Goose



Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here
Paperclip in ear, he likes
To get golden-goosed

Monday, September 23, 2019

Indian Casino near San Diego



We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

Monday, September 16, 2019

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet






Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

salon aveda beta mullet mulletmullisha.com

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate



Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Monday, September 9, 2019

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa


Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?


And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Salon Aveda Beta


Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.


Monday, August 26, 2019

Bob Bullock Museum


Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Friday, August 23, 2019

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!


Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.



Monday, August 19, 2019

Pepsi Center



Mullet Monday Haiku:


A feathered shock top
Morphs to vertical gold locks
While Santana rocks


Monday, August 12, 2019

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport


Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Friday, August 9, 2019

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?


This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

Monday, August 5, 2019

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets


No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:







Original article found here.
#mulletbangs

Friday, August 2, 2019

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"



The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Capital Factory Party


End of the Month Haiku:

You weady to wock?!
Looking for that chips & guac
Balloon string a crock

The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage.  But not as raging as this Latina femullet.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

How to Give Yourself a Mullet


I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Friday, July 19, 2019

Randall's


Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Mullet Mania


In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian thing...like 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:  https://www.triplem.com.au/story/man-with-face-tatts-and-cooked-mullet-hunted-by-police-for-stealing-sex-toys-cars-a-phone-and-two-lollies-142792

Join the Mullisha on Instagram @Mullet.Mullisha !

Friday, July 12, 2019

Chamber Music Fest, Greece


That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:



Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to mulletmullisha@gmail.com to be featured.


Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Stingrays


Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Friday, June 21, 2019

Airport Waiting Area


Is that a headband or headphones on her head?!

Nope! That's a founding father mullet.

Lookin like a powdered wig, aka periwig (to cover the premature balding), with possibly a frock coat to boot.  Riveting old school shit right here.

Monday, June 10, 2019

Airport Restroom


Using your phone camera in an airport restroom doesn't make you look like a creep-fuck, does it?!

Another janitor...hunted.  Just like this one.


Monday, April 8, 2019

Garden Variety Bar on the East Side


Rad helmet femullet sporting a dog collar & cleavage underneath?!  If Cruella de Vil had a mullet, it'd be this one, no diggity.  This is truly a rare sight...but just a normal night at Elysium or on the east side of Austin, TX.

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Grocery Store


Silver fox mullet gots skillz...all that and a bag of chips.

Now to find Da Dip..."when I dip, you dip, we dip..." 

Got those 90s song references on lock!

 

Monday, January 28, 2019

Mexican Beach


Is that a baby iguana crawling up the back of your head?
No, this is a minimalist bullet (bald + mullet).  Minimal, like your Borat G-string.
Do you bring sand to the beach? Or do you bring mullet to the beach?!