Friday, December 25, 2015


Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!


Friday, December 18, 2015

Wally World

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"

Friday, December 11, 2015



Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Austin MetroRail


Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.


Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Ski Shores

I see you, wifey...trying to act like you're not staring at my washboard abs, yet still managing to mean mug while I snag a creep shot of hubby's young mullet!

I bet tomorrow he's having a NoFucksgiving.  "Why wasn't I invited?"

Give it 10 years and it'll be a bullet.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Vegas Airport

Mmm, silver-back mullet at the Vegas airport.

Coming straight from Circus Circus, perhaps?  "Small hands, smell like cabbage."


Friday, October 30, 2015

Governor's Ball

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Grocery Store


No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.


Tuesday, October 6, 2015

X Games

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Mötley Crüe Concert

Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?


Thursday, July 23, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

White Horse


All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.

Friday, June 19, 2015

BBQ Restaurant Haiku

Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad

Tuesday, June 16, 2015


Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.


Friday, May 29, 2015

Army Training

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Le Mans Race

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."


Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Friday, March 6, 2015

Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday

The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:

You stay classy, San Diego. 

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Dolce Vita

Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.