The curly mullet is on the menu. He seems stern. Looking like Geppetto, creepily ready to get some action from that extra long nose of Pinocchio.
Sunday, March 19, 2023
Thursday, March 2, 2023
Friday, November 18, 2022
Cuvee
Business mullet with a collared shirt on at your local coffee digs.
Because he means business...in the front only!
Friday, November 11, 2022
Plays Ultimate...The Ultimate Sport
We've been posting mullets for 11 years, and they just now came back in style. We're so lucky. Just kidding...we take credit for it. Join the #MulletMullisha!
Thursday, July 14, 2022
Domain
Don't worry, fans...we haven't gone anywhere. We are still here to provide you with lustful, original mullets from around the world.
Here's a dual sighting of Tweeter the Skeeter!
Where can I find a sweet chin hammock like that?
And are you still master of your 'domain?'
Spotted in the wild previously:
Friday, February 18, 2022
Party Boy
Loud shirt...check. Loud hairdo...check. Fan behind you to blow said hairdo like you're in an 80s hair band...check!
Another mullet man with a Hawaiian shirt from our blog awhile back:
Friday, February 4, 2022
Lucille
Ay boy, what that mouth do?!
Tweeter the Skeeter likes to go to the trap house, and skeet skeet on them hoes!
Friday, January 28, 2022
Fabrication Shop
Fab Five Freddy...in the fabrication shop putting in work. Conjunction junction, what's his function? Does he lay pipe or does he just fit the pipe? Maybe he's good at fitting square pegs into round holes. I'll leave that to your imagination station.
Friday, January 21, 2022
Home Depot
Bowl cut mullet running the aisles (instead of the streets) ...helping your wifey trying to find a left handed smoke shifter.
Other notable bowl cut mullets from the archive:
Friday, January 14, 2022
The Great Outdoors
An eager fan wrote in, showcasing his new, lustrous mullet getting some fresh air and sunlight. Are you jealous of his length? That's what SHE said.
Friday, January 7, 2022
Peach Jamboree
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Snail Trail
This full-bodied, hourglass mullet is easily identifiable, like a walk in the park...or on a snail trail.
Getting a head-start on his New Year's Resolution for more physical activity? Doubtful...it's only Dec. 29th.
Friday, December 24, 2021
Out the Looking Glass
Dirty blonde and no sleeves. Straight on top and curly on bottom, with a thousand yard stare...same way I like my women.
Friday, October 29, 2021
Taco Party
It's been a long time since we've had a mullet Haiku, so here you go:
Masked and outside here
Which color taco you like...
Pink, purple, or queer?
What are YOU going to be for HOLLAween?! Going to go to a party and take some shots, like Squid Game?
Monday, October 11, 2021
Tuesday, September 28, 2021
Florida
We all know that the most crazy shit happens in Florida. It's like the Russia of the USA. Well, this is just another example.
Tuesday, August 24, 2021
Circleville
A fresh taylor-made mullet in Taylor, Texas. Is he onlooking a circle jerk? Or why do they call it Circleville, we wonder? Maybe, "Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
Like in Happy Gilmore, "...it goes up and down, and around...circular...circle..."
Friday, July 23, 2021
Dollar Store
Curlicued mullet conveniently popping out the back of the hat, all while repping the Lone Star state. Staying safe...or to quote Kenny Powers, "You don't know what kind of shit I got."
Send us your virus-free mullet and show us what you've got.
Friday, July 2, 2021
Trader Hoes
Masked up in the grocery...is it that cheese dick, Guy Fieri, with no makeup or a cosmetic dose of HGH? No, that's a chick! But she may still have a bigger cheese dick than you.
Monday, June 21, 2021
Braided Bro from Brazil
Yes, it's Alliteration Monday, and yes, this is the same dude in both pictures. Another worldly fan with a braided, straight-across-the-front (like your sister in the 80s) mullet...and more piercings than your mom.