Wednesday, November 22, 2017


I left the brightness down purposefully because this mullet is dark & mysterious.  Look closely...I think it's rubber-banded in the back.
I bet he collects fidget spinners.

He asks the McDonald's cashier for a 'royal wit cheez.'
Cashier says, "It ain't cool bein no jive close to Thanksgiving."

-- Credit to Trading Places, the best Wall Street movie ever made.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Port Aransas Bar

Port Aransas bar, pre-Harvey.  This mullet mecca of a bar may not even exist anymore.
The collar is so excited, and it just can't hide it...all the way, anyway.

Monday, October 2, 2017

A Taste of Mexico

Since Mexico is so far from Texas, Austin has to host 'A Taste of Mexico' for all the gringos to drink tequila...and capture mullets.

Friday, September 15, 2017


Welp, luckily this survived the Florida hurricunh!

Monday, August 21, 2017

Not Vegas, but Hotel Vegas


Don't be fooled by the 'Vegas' in the background.  This is far from that, in Hotel Vegas in Austin.
'Hot Knife,' happy wife?  No, not how that saying goes...

Hold up...could this be a throwback to the 'gypsy shag' below, featured on Mullet Mullisha years ago?!

Nope, just a goofy derivative of a mullet.

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Friday, August 4, 2017

Rainbow Show

Apparently, this is what one will find when wandering into homosexual clubs during SXSW.

The tucked-in mesh tank is to-die-for.  Like A Night at the Roxbury!

The hunter claims he was singing, "...And I'm ecstasy...And I'm ecstasy," over and over, to a trance-like tune.  This is clearly not ecstasy...or is it?!

Friday, July 21, 2017

Vegas Bar Off the Strip

Think he actually rides a Harley?  Or rides a scooter like a this guy?

I bet he runs the water while he brushes his teeth.

Thanks, K.L., on your first successful hunt!

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Dave & Buster's

He's gotta pull that mullet back for all that intense game play at Dave & Buster's.

I say let it fly!

Friday, June 30, 2017

Homey Week

Welp, boys and girls, it's Homey Week...which means I post pictures of my homies before they were in their prime.  Here's an old school pic of another young, impressive mullet!

Friday, June 23, 2017

East Texas Reppin

A friend of mine, back in his wiry days.  What a strapping young lad!

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Mullet Net

Unfortunately, this is not a colossal hairnet for a mullet...apparently it's used to catch mullet fish.

Full listing here, and like he says, it's, "to heavy for me to throw."

Remember, kids:  stay in school.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017


At Wurstfest, we all just wanna drink some beer and see some mullets...and we're clearly not out of femullets.


Thursday, June 1, 2017

Soccer Zone

"It's the first of tha month...wake up, wake up, wake up, check your mullets and get up..."

What better place to flaunt your thuggish meximullet and homemade cutoff shirt than at Soccer Zone?!

Don't even say, "And he's doing the Captain Morgan pose!"  Captain Morgan puts his LEFT leg on the barrel, you fools!

<Mic drop>


Monday, May 1, 2017

Twin Peaks

He's tryin to get himself a look at some 'twin peaks.'

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Restaurant in Burnet, TX

Just a young buck in Burnet tryin to start his young buck mullet.  Because you gotta start somewhere.


Friday, March 24, 2017

Little Red Riding Jumpsuit

My, what a randy jumpsuit you have on at the bar, my dear.  Astronaut?  Janitor?  Pilot?  Sewer cleaner?  Butt pirate!

What better with which to roto-rooter your pooper?

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Port Aransas

What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?

 - We'd better perk up or people are gonna think we're NUTS!

Not sure why these fools be braidin their Rubber Band Man seen earlier.  Give your mullet wings and let it fly!


Thursday, March 9, 2017

Flying Saucer

Just another solid bullet (bald + mullet) throwin some darts at your local Flying Saucer.  Is he a sauce boss?  Not likely.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Construction Site

I'd give him a funny, WTF-look, too.  But at least his neck is protected from the sun!  That's the price you pay.  You can even see him at night with the reflector vest!

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Thursday, January 12, 2017


This night crawler has his side burns nice and trim.  Speaking of trim...can you guess why the lights are so UDDERLY purple and red?