Monday, August 26, 2019

Bob Bullock Museum

Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Friday, August 23, 2019

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!

Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.

Monday, August 19, 2019

Pepsi Center

Mullet Monday Haiku:

A feathered shock top
Morphs to vertical gold locks
While Santana rocks

Monday, August 12, 2019

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport

Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Friday, August 9, 2019

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?

This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

Monday, August 5, 2019

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

Friday, August 2, 2019

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"

The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.