Friday, May 29, 2020

Same Gym

This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Friday, May 22, 2020


Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Friday, May 8, 2020


"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.