Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Mullet History


I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Monday, April 6, 2020

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!

Friday, March 27, 2020

Salt Lick

Bro in the background with the buffalo hat sees it too.  Look closely...he thinks it's so good, he's licking his lips, saying, "Get in that bar-b-que nice and deep-like."

Not quite curly enough to be an afro, but no doubt a curly fry mullet.

Friday, March 20, 2020


German hacker #mullet in the airport running from the law.  If you do not succumb to his #ransomware with #bitcoin, he says, "Groooooo."  Then shakes it off and returns with, "Jaaa, I will go to Fodrockers.  They have excellent burgers."

Friday, March 13, 2020

Downtown Bar

Lion and tigers and mullets, oh fuck!

I wonder if the #MulletMullisha soldier told him to open his eyes wide, or if he always is crazy-eyed.  He looks like he just saw the #coronavirus, which is blown out of proportion by the propagandist shitheads we call the media.

No need to panic like a little bitch...Beavis & Butthead have TP for your bungholes.

Friday, March 6, 2020

AVP Tournament

Holy shit, never have I ever seen a mullet pulled back so tightly, one can see the part lines from afar!
This fool's trying to see the shitter on the critter, Misty May...too bad she's retired.
I ironically learned that 's-on-the-c' phrase from some old dude who goes by Barnacle Bill, and he also sported a pony tail mullet.

Friday, February 28, 2020

New Orleans Casino

The stars at night
Are mullet bright!
Hold muh beer,
Watch, this be tight!
This dude claimed he has been growing it out for a couple years.  Dedication station.

Friday, February 14, 2020

Department Store

There's an asian invasion in the shoe department.  Get your V-Day 'kicks' with this mullet that's got more girth than a rat tail.  Sort of like a double-wide rat tail.  I wonder what Clint Eastwood would say about it with his Gran Torino attitude?
For the single cats out there, don't be a #FOMOsapien today, as this HOLLAday is overrated.

Friday, February 7, 2020

UT Tailgate

Sometimes it's hard to tell when a dude or dudette is sporting a mullet when it's hidden under a hat.  But with the shaved sides, you know it's lurking underneath, in this case, in front of the beaver tail party in the back that can't be hidden.

Friday, January 31, 2020

Dirty 6th

Dirty 6th and a dirty mullet go hand-in-hand.  Be weary of creepers on the street trying to get upskirt photos of anything without a pecker.  

A friend of mine once said the only female advice his dad gave him was, "They all look the same when you turn them upside down."

Friday, January 24, 2020


Not quite a mullet, (too curly & early to tell) but give it a year and it could be something to write home about.  He needs a Chi to straighten that hoe out.  At least it's more interesting than soccer, but less interesting than a bearded lady at a circus-themed bar.

This one also has potential, but not quite there yet:

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Monday, January 20, 2020

Mullet Passions

Mullet Lover Dating and Personals
Social Networking & Chat

For the super fans who would like to date/meet real, actual people with mullets, or not getting enough action with the mullet you have...check out Mullet Passions and other cool links on their right margin!

Friday, January 17, 2020

New Mexico Street

Here's another sidewinder-like mullet on the streets of NM.
Remember the similar one below from the hipster-overrun SXSW?  Both bearded brochachos.

Friday, January 10, 2020

South Lamar Sidewalk

Bam! Shag mullet captured in the nick of time while sippin a #LoneStar tall boy from the bar patio on #SoLa!  Pants like #Aladdin, loafers like Galileo, and a European carry-all like a #Seinfeld episode.
That mullet will go on to do great things...while he holds in his farts.