Thursday, December 27, 2018

Dirty 6th

Here we have a helmet femullet on 6th Street.  I say 'helmet' because it resembles the goofy ass bicycle racing helmets in Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Would you take this porcupine helmet for a spin on a Tour de Dirty 6th?

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Golden Corral

Not quite a jheri curl mullet like these, but may have potential.

Like Vegas Vacation, he says, "Gimme some of the yella and some of the blue...and don't go cheap on me!"

I bet he also says awful things like, 'these ones.'
Puke.  It's just 'deez.'  No need for 'ones.'  We already know which ones you're talkin about.

Ever seen the movie, Idiocracy?  If not, you should watch it...very eye opening, saddening, and real.

Saturday, September 22, 2018

Taco Shop


Waiting for his tacos.  Delaware Subs says, 'No Bologna Here.'  However, I see bologna.  I see a José Canseco mullet with potential, which could have more of a raging party in the back.

Friday, July 20, 2018

Dude Who Used to Sport a Mullet


I met a dude at SXSW who was cool enough to show this pic of his mullet from back in his young whipper-snapper days.

Colt, thanks for sharing.  I'm sure all the girls were flocking to you like moths to a flame!


Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Wally World

Lookin for some solid Tejano music to bang from his lowrider, this rare ass jheri (jerry) curl mullet lives another day in Wally World.

Speakin of Walmart, if you haven't seen this video, you should.  Jheri curl dude above only aspires to be as successful:

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Whole Foods

Another rare ass sidewinder mullet.  The dude was really squirrelly and on a mission to find that delish granola.  As you can see, this is similar to the sidewinder SXSW dude here and Target employee here in previous posts.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Motocross Race

Notice how the title doesn't say MotoRcross?  That's how we differentiate gangstas from wankstasAnd jorts.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Myrtle Beach Putt Putt course

Now what does this look like to you?!  Which route would you take with your golf balls?

butt butt > putt putt
I'm good at maths.

Happy VDay...hope you don't get VD!

Sunday, February 4, 2018


Almost that time of year again for another world famous film & music festival.  This kooky sidewinder mullet looks a lot like the Target employee here.

On a different note, a good friend from high school with an unbelievable voice is headlining an alternate music event, the ULP Festival, the weekend of March 17.  This will include 20 bands on 2 stages for only $10 for both days (beats the hell out of an overpriced SXSW badge).  Coincidentally, his band is dubbed The Gypsy Mullet!  Check them out at the link above for some live, wholesome mullet action.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018


With a new year, I predict a new breed of mullets...evolved variations we've never seen before.
Just a reminder that mullet hunting is worldwide!  This grainy beaver tail mullet was captured deep in some mystery land we know as Malaysia.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017


I left the brightness down purposefully because this mullet is dark & mysterious.  Look closely...I think it's rubber-banded in the back.
I bet he collects fidget spinners.

He asks the McDonald's cashier for a 'royal wit cheez.'
Cashier says, "It ain't cool bein no jive close to Thanksgiving."

-- Credit to Trading Places, the best Wall Street movie ever made.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Port Aransas Bar

Port Aransas bar, pre-Harvey.  This mullet mecca of a bar may not even exist anymore.
The collar is so excited, and it just can't hide it...all the way, anyway.

Monday, October 2, 2017

A Taste of Mexico

Since Mexico is so far from Texas, Austin has to host 'A Taste of Mexico' for all the gringos to drink tequila...and capture mullets.

Friday, September 15, 2017


Welp, luckily this survived the Florida hurricunh!

Monday, August 21, 2017

Not Vegas, but Hotel Vegas


Don't be fooled by the 'Vegas' in the background.  This is far from that, in Hotel Vegas in Austin.
'Hot Knife,' happy wife?  No, not how that saying goes...

Hold up...could this be a throwback to the 'gypsy shag' below, featured on Mullet Mullisha years ago?!

Nope, just a goofy derivative of a mullet.

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