Montreal Monkeyfucker Mullet

 

You like that alliteration?  What's that, you say?  Take off that monkeyfucker hat?  Nope, no hat...just tryin to look like Pepé Le Pew.  Davy Crockett wannabes are rare, unless you're a West Virginia Mountaineer fan.  No king of the wild frontier here...just a smells-like-poo 'do on the public transportation circuit in Canada.

Whole Foods

 

A good old fashioned Whole Foods hipster mullet.  The hat is covering the biznass, but you know it's there.

I drop the 'w' and 'l' and call it Hoe Foods, for obvious reasons.