Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Mullet Mania



Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

Monday, October 7, 2019

ACHell



The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.


Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mullet Facts


A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Monday, September 30, 2019

Golden Goose



Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here
Paperclip in ear, he likes
To get golden-goosed

Monday, September 23, 2019

Indian Casino near San Diego



We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

Monday, September 16, 2019

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet






Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate


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Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.

Monday, September 9, 2019

Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa


Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you.  With bangs.  This girl bangs.

Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?"  Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?


And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Salon Aveda Beta


Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.


Monday, August 26, 2019

Bob Bullock Museum


Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Friday, August 23, 2019

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!


Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.



Monday, August 19, 2019

Pepsi Center



Mullet Monday Haiku:


A feathered shock top
Morphs to vertical gold locks
While Santana rocks


Monday, August 12, 2019

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport


Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Friday, August 9, 2019

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?


This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this: