Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Mullet Mania
Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here. Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"
Original article here.
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Monday, October 7, 2019
ACHell
The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.
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Saturday, October 5, 2019
Mullet Facts
We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban. That's right...'Merica.
And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.
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Monday, September 30, 2019
Monday, September 23, 2019
Indian Casino near San Diego
We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses. Starting to sprout a baby mullet. Good luck. I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.
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Monday, September 16, 2019
4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet
Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:
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Thursday, September 12, 2019
Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate
Rejoice! Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!
Original article here.
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Monday, September 9, 2019
Magnolia Cafe Oompa Loompa
Doopity Doo...I've got a mean green mullet for you. With bangs. This girl bangs.
Pull up on the set, asking, "Whatcha eatin?" Like the Fresh Prince to Carlton.
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Wednesday, September 4, 2019
Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?
And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends. Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark. He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow! Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).
All the #mullet you want!
Learn more from the original article here.
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Monday, September 2, 2019
Salon Aveda Beta
Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser. Shoulders back, looking like a boss.
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Monday, August 26, 2019
Bob Bullock Museum
Bowl cut mullet in full effect! I know, you have so many questions. Is that a bearded woman? No, that's a low face tat. Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam. Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."
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Friday, August 23, 2019
Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!
Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling. They are shown below, respectively. Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed. Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.
Monday, August 19, 2019
Monday, August 12, 2019
Friday, August 9, 2019
Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?
This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile. Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people. Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight. Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here. I wonder if her first driving test went like this:
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