Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Costco

Oh Asian femullet, how art thee?

I think she's buying sushi...or flied lice.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Sports Bar

Sleeveless shirt and public intoxication?

Classy...just like that mullet.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Golden Corral

Did the Indians, er, Native Americans have mullets?! I'm starting to think so.
One summer, a friend's dad told us about a game the Natives apparently used to play. I have no idea what it was called, but he told us to put a rock in one of our long tube socks. One person would hurl it high in the air and the other person would catch it as close to the end of the sock (the high end, not toe end) as possible without letting it hit the ground. He claimed that they believed the better one is at this game, the more endowed he happens to be. Naturally, I was good at this game, but was not sporting a mullet.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Liquor Promotion

Did Garth from Wayne's World get some tats and lose the specs?!
Nope, just another dude with a mullet. You had to be there. The 'do looked like it started off as a bowl cut in the front, and after seeing it in the mirror, he chose to keep the rest. I was waiting for him to say, "She makes me feel kinda of funny...like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class."

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Mail Man

Another government employee. Did Kenny Powers go from cock fighting to mail man? I doubt he can throw the ball 'fast as fuck' with those chicken legs.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Hockey Game


See that white patch on top of his head? That's not the lighting. I wish I had a better camera to show the luxuriousness..

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Post Office

mullet

Here we have a very rare Jheri curl mullet, almost in the form of a bullet. I bet Rick James is a fan.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

BBQ Restaurant

Another bullet (bald with mullet) in the wild...fillin up his cup of sizzurb.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Parking Garage

mullet

Another meximullet! Look how close I got! This guy turned at exactly the right moment to flash me the profile view. I still wonder, do these fools go to their barber and say, "Give me a mullet." Or Flowbee? Or does baby momma butcher it for them? So many questions to the universe of mullet.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Mexican Restaurant

This is what I call a 'bullet.' The dudes are bald, but still strive to keep the party in the back.
Do you notice a trend so far in my successful hunts? Mexican restaurants and casinos seem to be mullet gold mines...and I haven't even ventured to Wal-Mart or a NASCAR race!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Auto Body Shop

mullet

Finally, another male mullet in the wild. Check out the white-to-gray gradient! Clearly, he's looking at his own mullet in the reflection of the car's glossy paint.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Local Mexican Restaurant

All right men, it's time to step it up! Here's another luxurious femullet, in which I wonder if it smells like raccoon.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Late Night Diner


I present you with a rare mullet on what appears to be a woman, as the breasts are larger than the usual 'moobs.'
Look closely, this breed was buzzed on the top and bunched up on the bottom from the collar (no, it's not a puff). I think I was the only one staring..

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Vegas Diner

mullet

'Twas too early for a curly euro mullet served on a handy platter.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

At Least He's Not Doing the 'Mall Walk'

mullet

Mmmmm, meximullet! Sounds like something from the Taco Bell menu. This is NOT a tasty dish.