Thursday, July 25, 2013

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Monday, July 8, 2013


Female euro mullet in the bar.

Sippin' on that Cristal...or not.

Thursday, June 6, 2013


This is the closest I've seen to a legit Joe-Dirt-as-a-kid mullet....and it's GLORIOUS!

Like a mini lumberjack tryin to snack on some hot dogs and popcorn.

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Motocross Race

Better shave those sideburns...don't want them flappin' in the wind under your helmet.  Wait, you're not a rider, you're an old wanna-be with a mullet!

Maybe he rides a two stroke and his name is Brrrrreeeennnnduunnnnn-dunnn-dunnnn!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Action Jackson in Walmart

Bo knows mullets best.

I wish this one was not braided in order to see the full luxuriousness.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Mullets in Action

Happy V-Day.  Make sure you stay away from the VD.

I didn't post this video because this Russian hooligan jacked his dad's Infiniti and goes for a joyride.

I posted this video because ALL I NOTICED WAS HIS GOOFY ASS HAIRDO.  With both of these qualities, he is no doubt destined to grow up a douche bag!

Thursday, February 7, 2013


This mullet comes all the way from the Philippines.

That's right, Mullet Hunter has gone worldwide...kind of like Prestige Worldwide!

Thursday, January 24, 2013


Sergio with his meximullet is going clubbing, and I'm not talking about baby seals...but to find some foxy chicas!

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Mexican Restaurant

Frizzy mullet at a local mexican restaurant.

How do I know this?

Because only a mexican restaurant has a turquoise bathroom door!

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Vegas Smut Peddler


Happy New Year!  This year and this blog will bring more mullets into your life!

You know what I'm talking about...another one of those creepy cholos who stands on the streets of the strip and doesn't say anything (probably because he doesn't know English), but will slap his smut cards together to get your attention.  Because he knows you want "Girls Direct to You."

Then you get HIS attention by snapping a pic of his 'do and gritty mug.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Target Employee


Contrary to the last post, one CAN have a mullet as well as a real TARGET.

This is some kind of sidewinder mullet or else he was just a-swangin' his hair like Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode."

Friday, December 7, 2012

Texas State Fair

We can safely assume this dude is in college, subcategory probably being some douche-tastic frat during hazing season.  Because one sporting a mullet cannot have a real job.

I know there's a Chevy sign in the background, but this is not NASCAR.  This mullet was tagged at the Texas state fair in Dallas.  He's lookin around for the fried Twinkies, unbeknownst to anyone that Hostess would be bankrupt the following month.  And lots of beer to drown the sorrows of the Longhorns playing like horse manure once again in the Red River Shootout.

On the bright side, at least he's got a girl in his arm...or it could be another dude with long hair.

Drink up, ya heard?!


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

My Hot Girlfriend

What am I thankful for?  Mullets!  The world would be too boring without them.  I'm also thankful for sexy women who USED to sport a mullet.

For example, this is an old school picture of my girlfriend, for real.  Her mom claims the 'do was dubbed "gypsy shag."

You cannot fool me, gypsy...that's a mullet!

Speaking of gypsies, a friend of mine is the front man for a rocking local Austin band, American GypsyThey play what he calls "honky tonk hippie groove" and my girlfriend will occasionally backup sing to certain songs.  Check out their website, for upcoming shows, pictures, and some of their original songs!