Saturday, September 13, 2014

Hippie Restaurant


Doe or beau?  You be the judge on this butchullet.

With pumpkins ALREADY in the grocery stores, that means Hollaween (see what I did there?) is right around the corner.  And that means anyone has a great excuse to wear one of these on such a fun holladay!

Holla (clearly the word of the day) at me with any mullets you find in the wild at

Friday, August 22, 2014

Coffee Shop

The conversation may or may not have gone like so:

¡Quiero cafĂ©!
¡No mamen putos!
I take it they don't require hairnets here?
¡Salir ahora!
Eh, Soy gringo.

Thursday, July 31, 2014



Look closely...iPad with credit card swipe.  Perhaps she's turning tricks on the Port Aransas beach?!  Not with that rat's nest.

Because "don't judge me" is the new "uhmaaazing."  Puke.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Blues on the Green

Sorry, bro, no Ted Nugent at Blues on the Green.
Maybe he lost a bet...or is a prospect for some tubular frat.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Pizza Shop


Whomever took this pic was super close and probably as nervous as Billy Ray Cyrus on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

Hey buddy, don't try to distract us from that 'do with earbuds, sunglasses, and a high earring (heterosexual being in the left that still true these days?).  Rock it, like Miley!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

White Horse


Femullet at White Horse during SXSW...possibly Euro.  And greasy.  Like your granny.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Belt Sander Races

I couldn't make this up if I tried...OK, well maybe I could.  Anyway, this dude's hobby, or maybe full time gig, is racing belt sanders - the ultimate of redneck sports.

He looks like a Lenard...but perhaps responds to nicknames such as Lenny or Nard Dog.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Downtown Austin

This is a new variation to me.  After much thought, as I casually swirl the Hennessy about in my brandy glass...I call it...the Beaver Tail Mullet.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Hoover Dam Haiku

Sanchito enjoying view
No sideburns to boot
"Hey, where is the damn dam tour?!"

Tuesday, December 3, 2013



That's right, call for backup...on yourself.  You're headed to the pen for being guilty of that jheri curl mullet!

Monday, November 18, 2013


This Rico Suave janitor is striking a pose and doesn't even know it!


Monday, November 11, 2013

Interaction with a Craigslist Seller

My brother buys and sells dirtbikes in Houston as a hobby and he had a recent email conversation from a seller with an ad like this:

As the ad says, "You can contact meat."  More hilarity below:

My brother:  $3k is the best I can do today. but you could have it sold!

Seller:  lol naw dude, I paid 7150, now why would I do that?

My brother:  Ok, just take it as an offer, thanks.

Seller:  Look kid, how old are you? I might just look out for you.

My brother:  28.

Seller:  2ppl already asked me for 3k, let me give it some thought and I'll get back to you.

My brother:  You said OBO, what's been the best offer so far?

Seller:  Yea, but I said 4300 obo, how do you go to 3000?

My brother:  Hah, well to be honest, the way your ad was written, it sounded like a kid was selling it! Go fix all the spelling mistakes and make it look like a grown man owns it and you may get decent offers. I buy and sell bikes so this isn't uncommon to lowball and some just want it out when you throw a cash offer at them. Obviously, your English is better than the ad, so sorry to offend with the lowball.

Seller:  Lol, dude if you bught and sold bike, you would known wats up as soon as you see the bike, who gives a Fuck about spelling, grow up bitch, and don't waste pols time, I bet your one of those white honkie cracker muther fuckers. lol low baller you are. well let me go fix my spelling little bitch, o did I spell that right hoe

My brother:  I was just being honest with you. If it was written out I probably wouldn't have made the offer because it would sell for 4, that's not a bad price you're asking. But I'm not the only one offering 3k, right? I know it sounds dumb for people to care about the ad, but it can make a difference.

Seller:  The lowest off is was 3000.  Your comin at me like I'm a chump.

My brother:  Don't take it that way. You've gotta be doing pretty well to have a brand new bike! It's just when I saw the ad, I figured it was from some guy out in the woods that would take 3000. I know that's not the case, so I'm just trying to help get you something better than 3000. Clean up the ad, thank me later, good luck. 3800 isn't bad at all, tell him to meet you at 4, not a bad deal for either of you. That's what they're going for nationally, check for pricing, you're right on the money.

Seller:  I feel you...

Saturday, October 26, 2013

White Horse Bar

Mullets are one of the many hipster-bag wonders you encounter at White Horse bar, stokingly showcased by Jaime!

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Rainey Street


I'm sure he's texting his biatches...

Nope; he's spotted other prey.