Sunday, May 10, 2015

Le Mans Race

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."


Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Friday, March 6, 2015

Get a mullet, support mental health care Friday

The San Diego Center for Children is kicking off its “Mullets for Mental Health Day” campaign Friday by giving out free mullet haircuts.  Read more here:

You stay classy, San Diego. 

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Dolce Vita

Dolce Vita =  Sweet Life.  While window shopping, this guy has a sweet life...reading the paper, and rocking that mullet.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

New Orleans 'Grenade'

For those of you who are unfamiliar, 'grenade' is apparently douchie Jersey Shore slang for the above.  The drink in her hand with the same name is obviously just icing on the cake of this dirty blonde dirty 'do.

The New York Times asks if mullets are so bad, they're good?

This just in:  This blog will soon be extended or moved to Instagram via 'mullet.hunter' so submit any and all hunted mullets to
Remember kids, the profile view is best.

Make sure to ring in the new year with your own grenade! You decide which kind.

Saturday, November 15, 2014


As I mull it over, it seems HEB and Target employees are the cream of the crap.

I'm pretty sure this cashier wipes back to front.

Saturday, October 11, 2014

ARE Mullets Making a Comeback?

I came across this link: and it's difficult to notice a mullet because all I can see are smurf lips.

So ARE mullets making a comeback?  I hope so, as that means there will be more fuel to the fire that is this blog!  Anyway, you be the judge.  There's a great 'comments' section below that nobody seems to it! And do it LL Cool J!

Sports Bar Bird Flip


This mullet is questionable, but I had to include it, as harassing hunters are welcome.

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Hippie Restaurant


Doe or beau?  You be the judge on this butchullet.

With pumpkins ALREADY in the grocery stores, that means Hollaween (see what I did there?) is right around the corner.  And that means anyone has a great excuse to wear one of these on such a fun holladay!

Holla (clearly the word of the day) at me with any mullets you find in the wild at

Friday, August 22, 2014

Coffee Shop

The conversation may or may not have gone like so:

¡Quiero cafĂ©!
¡No mamen putos!
I take it they don't require hairnets here?
¡Salir ahora!
Eh, Soy gringo.

Thursday, July 31, 2014



Look closely...iPad with credit card swipe.  Perhaps she's turning tricks on the Port Aransas beach?!  Not with that rat's nest.

Because "don't judge me" is the new "uhmaaazing."  Puke.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Blues on the Green

Sorry, bro, no Ted Nugent at Blues on the Green.
Maybe he lost a bet...or is a prospect for some tubular frat.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Pizza Shop


Whomever took this pic was super close and probably as nervous as Billy Ray Cyrus on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.

Hey buddy, don't try to distract us from that 'do with earbuds, sunglasses, and a high earring (heterosexual being in the left that still true these days?).  Rock it, like Miley!