Friday, October 30, 2015

Governor's Ball

I don't see a swell tuxedo, but instead a chullet - cholo + mullet.

Ey ese, I'm gettin good pics of tha new gubernor!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Grocery Store

No need to worry, little girl, I'm not taking a creep shot of you.  I'm getting that gnarly, shaggy, 70s adult film star mullet behind you.


Tuesday, October 6, 2015

X Games

<In my best redneck accent> Say, bartender, hit me wit dat quail mullet!  Grow out the front more and you'll be lookin like this here bird.  The bird is the word, ya heard?!

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Mötley Crüe Concert

Again with the anal beads, this time on the wrist for easier implementation.

Long, lustrous, and luxurious on this regal brochacho.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 3 of 3)

This is not Mardi Gras, but gold anal beads finish the look, no diggity.  Riff Raff follower, perhaps?


Thursday, July 23, 2015

Dallas Supercross Races (Part 1 of 3)

Dirtbike races, like NASCAR, are a mullet mecca.  True story.

I captured this one myself and had to run across a parking lot at Jerry's World through a crowd of people.  Once sorted, I was so ecstatic, I did a Maury Povich "You Are Not the Father" dance!

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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

White Horse

All I can think of for this capture:  Gritty.  Salty.

Seems like the female in the background is looking at him the same way I did...with repugnance.

Friday, June 19, 2015

BBQ Restaurant Haiku

Deep in the meat mode
Weedwacker accident, yes?
Nope, just grundle choad

Tuesday, June 16, 2015


Posted up, trying to look hard with that brew...or is he brosing (bro-posing)?  I just made that up.


Friday, May 29, 2015

Army Training

Yep, he's broken, all right...and must've skipped basic training.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Le Mans Race

Think he suspected a creeper, so he put his hood up:

Because "Sorry, not sorry." is the new "Don't judge me."


Eeyore's Birthday

Who is that masked mullet?!
Sweet Kermit the Frog backpack, bro.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Bowling Alley

She hears no evil, but we see evil - a bullet (bald + mullet).

I wonder if he's tight with The Dude.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015