Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Motocross Race


Notice how the title doesn't say MotoRcross?  That's how we differentiate gangstas from wankstasAnd jorts.


Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Myrtle Beach Putt Putt course



Now what does this look like to you?!  Which route would you take with your golf balls?

butt butt > putt putt
I'm good at maths.

Happy VDay...hope you don't get VD!


Sunday, February 4, 2018

SXSW


Almost that time of year again for another world famous film & music festival.  This kooky sidewinder mullet looks a lot like the Target employee here.

On a different note, a good friend from high school with an unbelievable voice is headlining an alternate music event, the ULP Festival, the weekend of March 17.  This will include 20 bands on 2 stages for only $10 for both days (beats the hell out of an overpriced SXSW badge).  Coincidentally, his band is dubbed The Gypsy Mullet!  Check them out at the link above for some live, wholesome mullet action.

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Malaysia


With a new year, I predict a new breed of mullets...evolved variations we've never seen before.
Just a reminder that mullet hunting is worldwide!  This grainy beaver tail mullet was captured deep in some mystery land we know as Malaysia.


Wednesday, November 22, 2017

McDonald's


I left the brightness down purposefully because this mullet is dark & mysterious.  Look closely...I think it's rubber-banded in the back.
I bet he collects fidget spinners.

He asks the McDonald's cashier for a 'royal wit cheez.'
Cashier says, "It ain't cool bein no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

-- Credit to Trading Places, the best Wall Street movie ever made.


Friday, October 20, 2017

Port Aransas Bar



Port Aransas bar, pre-Harvey.  This mullet mecca of a bar may not even exist anymore.
The collar is so excited, and it just can't hide it...all the way, anyway.


Monday, October 2, 2017

A Taste of Mexico


Since Mexico is so far from Texas, Austin has to host 'A Taste of Mexico' for all the gringos to drink tequila...and capture mullets.


Friday, September 15, 2017

Publix


Welp, luckily this survived the Florida hurricunh!


Monday, August 21, 2017

Not Vegas, but Hotel Vegas

mullet



Don't be fooled by the 'Vegas' in the background.  This is far from that, in Hotel Vegas in Austin.
'Hot Knife,' happy wife?  No, not how that saying goes...

Hold up...could this be a throwback to the 'gypsy shag' below, featured on Mullet Mullisha years ago?!
 

Nope, just a goofy derivative of a mullet.

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Friday, August 4, 2017

Rainbow Show


Apparently, this is what one will find when wandering into homosexual clubs during SXSW.

The tucked-in mesh tank is to-die-for.  Like A Night at the Roxbury!

The hunter claims he was singing, "...And I'm ecstasy...And I'm ecstasy," over and over, to a trance-like tune.  This is clearly not ecstasy...or is it?!


Friday, July 21, 2017

Vegas Bar Off the Strip



Think he actually rides a Harley?  Or rides a scooter like a poser...like this guy?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZapOy3eH3yE


I bet he runs the water while he brushes his teeth.

Thanks, K.L., on your first successful hunt!


Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Dave & Buster's


He's gotta pull that mullet back for all that intense game play at Dave & Buster's.

I say let it fly!


Friday, June 30, 2017

Homey Week


Welp, boys and girls, it's Homey Week...which means I post pictures of my homies before they were in their prime.  Here's an old school pic of another young, impressive mullet!

Friday, June 23, 2017

East Texas Reppin


A friend of mine, back in his wiry days.  What a strapping young lad!


Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Mullet Net


Unfortunately, this is not a colossal hairnet for a mullet...apparently it's used to catch mullet fish.

Full listing here, and like he says, it's, "to heavy for me to throw."

Remember, kids:  stay in school.