Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Ever Heard the Term, Mullet Blow?

And no, 'mullet blow' is not a form of fishscale cocaine, you silly crack fiends.  Neither is it #BillyRayCyrus snorting everything in sight like an aardvark.  He has to relieve the anxiety on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day somehow!  Apparently, pre-#HurricaneDorian, the Carolina coast has already had their premier mullet blow of fish (of the year, I presume).

All the #mullet you want!

Learn more from the original article here.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Salon Aveda Beta

Nobody knows the intricacies of a traditional mullet better than a barber or hairdresser.  Shoulders back, looking like a boss.

Monday, August 26, 2019

Bob Bullock Museum

Bowl cut mullet in full effect!  I know, you have so many questions.  Is that a bearded woman?  No, that's a low face tat.  Carpenter's overalls rolled up to show the white socks...gettin lit, fam.  Like the Pikeys in Snatch, "...and a pair of them shoes."

Friday, August 23, 2019

Did You Know Mullet Pertains to Furniture Too?!

Apparently 'mullet side dining chair' and 'mullet platform bed' are things one may put in their dwelling.  They are shown below, respectively.  Lay your mullet to rest every night on your very own mullet platform bed.  Sounds riveting.
Original articles here and here.

Monday, August 19, 2019

Pepsi Center

Mullet Monday Haiku:

A feathered shock top
Morphs to vertical gold locks
While Santana rocks

Monday, August 12, 2019

Johnny Hammersticks in the Airport

Sitting in the airport, being a bitch, like what the acid lizard says about drinking outta cups.

Friday, August 9, 2019

Know Anyone with a Last Name of Mullet?

This is an awesome last name, unless you don't know how to drive an automobile.  Krystal hit a horse and buggy, of all things, with hers, jacking up 9 people.  Maybe her #mulletbangs were in her eyes covering her sight.  Just kidding...actual article here and a previous accident article here.  I wonder if her first driving test went like this:

Monday, August 5, 2019

ABC Thinks They Know About Mullets

No, ABC, this is fake news.  'Mullet bangs' are just an aspect of the mullet...and they are taking nothing by storm.  Silly mullet n00bs.

Here are some trill examples, which have been on the blog for a long time:

Original article found here.

Friday, August 2, 2019

Fools ask, "Is the mullet actually making a comeback?"

The mullet never left, as you can see in my 9 years (and counting) of real, actual proof!  Mullet Mullisha contributors and followers can also attest to such.

Some say the mullet 'lacks sex appeal and coolness.'  I beg to differ!

Original article found here.

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Capital Factory Party

End of the Month Haiku:

You weady to wock?!
Looking for that chips & guac
Balloon string a crock

The augmented reality dodgeball & silent disco were all the rage.  But not as raging as this Latina femullet.

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

How to Give Yourself a Mullet

I do not know this guy, but he looks blazed out of his mind.  He takes 12 minutes to strip down to a mullet, which could've taken 3.  Nevertheless, seems like a winner to me.

Friday, July 19, 2019


Working on that silver fox look...but with a mullet, finding the best SALE.  He makin groceries, no doubt, like Mr. Ghetto at Walmart.  A mulleted man has gotta eat.  I bet he uses the phrase 'for sell' instead of 'for sale'.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Mullet Mania

In this edition of Mullet Mania, not all mulleted people are good people.  This dude described as having a 'cooked' mullet by the source.  I've never seen such an adjective for mullet, but it is inspiring.  Looks like not just his hairdo is cooked.  Maybe it's an Australian 'bollocks' is in England.

Full article here:

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Chamber Music Fest, Greece

That's right, I have MulletMullisha members hunting mullets all over the world.  This fresh, rare ass sidewinder mullet from Greece.

Previously posted related mullets can be seen below:

Keep an eye out for this rare breed!  Send snapshots (preferably profile view) to to be featured.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019


Stingray 'Vettes above the bar.  Curly fry mullet in the young stages of becoming an elderly curllet.
- Credit to @hookiedookie

This is what makes 'Merica great.  Happy 4th of July weekend...don't do anything I wouldn't do!