Friday, January 10, 2020

South Lamar Sidewalk


Bam! Shag mullet captured in the nick of time while sippin a #LoneStar tall boy from the bar patio on #SoLa!  Pants like #Aladdin, loafers like Galileo, and a European carry-all like a #Seinfeld episode.
That mullet will go on to do great things...while he holds in his farts.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Classroom


Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Monday, December 16, 2019

Randall's


Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Street Walker


Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Bowling Alley


Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always greasy...like your granny.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Trudy's


Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Monday, October 21, 2019

Real Ale Brewery






Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

Monday, October 14, 2019

T-Shirt Extravaganza






Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Mullet Mania



Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

Monday, October 7, 2019

ACHell



The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.


Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mullet Facts


A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.

Monday, September 30, 2019

Golden Goose



Mullet Monday Haiku:

Limp bleached hawklet here
Paperclip in ear, he likes
To get golden-goosed

Monday, September 23, 2019

Indian Casino near San Diego



We all know what he's trying to do besides throw some dice with his eses.  Starting to sprout a baby mullet.  Good luck.  I see a bunch of 7-outs in your future.

Monday, September 16, 2019

4th Street Hipster Bike Mullet






Look closely...do you think it's natural blonde on this hipster bike mullet? Or maybe he's riding his bike to get a touch-up from the Salon Aveda Beta:

salon aveda beta mullet mulletmullisha.com

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Alabama Mullet Haters Can No Longer Discriminate


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Rejoice!  Alabama recently became the first state to ban the discrimination on the basis of mullets!

Original article here.