Friday, January 31, 2020

Dirty 6th

Dirty 6th and a dirty mullet go hand-in-hand.  Be weary of creepers on the street trying to get upskirt photos of anything without a pecker.  

A friend of mine once said the only female advice his dad gave him was, "They all look the same when you turn them upside down."

Friday, January 24, 2020


Not quite a mullet, (too curly & early to tell) but give it a year and it could be something to write home about.  He needs a Chi to straighten that hoe out.  At least it's more interesting than soccer, but less interesting than a bearded lady at a circus-themed bar.

This one also has potential, but not quite there yet:

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Monday, January 20, 2020

Mullet Passions

Mullet Lover Dating and Personals
Social Networking & Chat

For the super fans who would like to date/meet real, actual people with mullets, or not getting enough action with the mullet you have...check out Mullet Passions and other cool links on their right margin!

Friday, January 17, 2020

New Mexico Street

Here's another sidewinder-like mullet on the streets of NM.
Remember the similar one below from the hipster-overrun SXSW?  Both bearded brochachos.

Friday, January 10, 2020

South Lamar Sidewalk

Bam! Shag mullet captured in the nick of time while sippin a #LoneStar tall boy from the bar patio on #SoLa!  Pants like #Aladdin, loafers like Galileo, and a European carry-all like a #Seinfeld episode.
That mullet will go on to do great things...while he holds in his farts.

Tuesday, December 31, 2019


Nothing like ending another great year of mullets with an adolescullet (adolescent mullet), having such a huge party in the back!  I'm so impressed by the legitimacy, along with the tussled, tattered, no-fucks-given bed-head look.

Monday, December 16, 2019


Randy meximullet trying to play Monopoly at the versatile yet overpriced grocery?  Park Place this one in your memory, only to resurrect as a nightmare.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Street Walker

Just slinking down the street, untucked; don't give a fuck.

Are those rapist glasses under the mullet?

What do you call a handjob by Edwards Scissorhands?

A free vasectomy and circumcision.  

No homo.

Monday, December 2, 2019

Bowling Alley

Grunge mullet eating chicken fingers in between knocking down pins.  No wonder the balls are always your granny.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019


Silver fox feathered wanna-be rockstar mullet...because, ya know, the studded belt and acid-washed jeans say it all.  "It ain't cool being no jive close to Thanksgiving."

On the other hand, if any of you ladies have daddy issues mixed with bad boy thirst, I present to you your flavor of the week.  Maybe you can find him on Craigslist 'missed connections.'

Monday, October 21, 2019

Real Ale Brewery

Real meximullet at Real Ale in Blanco -> like the tops of the Porta Potties.  "Drinkin beers, drinkin beers..."  Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt and scenic sunglasses.

Monday, October 14, 2019

T-Shirt Extravaganza

Aluminum-bottle beer, bracelets, and lamb chops...typical of suburban mid-life crisis mulleted men from Buda or Round Rock.  He probably has a tramp stamp and frequents The Rose Room, to boot.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

Mullet Mania

Here's another Australian with a mullet causing ruckus, like the little grommet in the previous post here.  Apparently he's a serial escapee and probably gets caught saying, "I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel!"

Original article here.

Monday, October 7, 2019


The overrated music festival holds opportunities to see many mullets, some being hippies' offspring in the VIP area.

Saturday, October 5, 2019

Mullet Facts

A fun fact you probably didn't know about mullets:  the Iranian government banned them in 2010, claiming they signified 'Western cultural invasion.'

We can't see your hair anyway because it's wrapped up in a turban.  That's right...'Merica.

And other things you probably didn't know about mullets, original article here.