Friday, June 5, 2020

ABQ Airport

Don't worry, he's not sitting on the shitter.  That's a paper towel roll in a bucket, not a toilet paper roll.  Like seeing a false oasis in a desert after the trauma of an unnecessary TP shortage.

Looks like he may have sniffed out a lurker.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Same Gym

This gym obviously has a sweet case of new-age mulletry.  Although it looks like a self-made chop during the lockdown, shot was taken before the #covid.  That's right, even mullet captures are rationed during a pandemic.

The #doyouevenlift bro above looking like a long-lost brother of a friend of mine, who was prompt in showing me under his hat the absence of said mullet when I said this looked like him.

Friday, May 22, 2020


Oh, you notice the pants and socks first?!  I notice the mullet first, naturally.  I'm sweating my ass off just looking at all that clothing in a gym.

Since society is finally opening back up partially from that nasty #coronavirus, we shall see more mullets in the wild.  Stay #thirsty, my friends!

Friday, May 8, 2020


"Look at the subtle off-white coloring...oh my God, it even has a watermark."  -  American Psycho
At the #Flamingo, but not standing like one.  He's got BOTH feet grounded in front of the #craps table.  
You can't show off the tris, bis, and delts with a T-shirt on.
Just when you ask, 'I wish there were a better angle in that decadent casino lighting to get the full view.'

Ask and you shall receive!  He gets you with the head #tilt, counting #stacks on the reg!  Showing the full luxury of a dirty blonde, midlife-crisis mullet.

Monday, April 27, 2020

Dirtbike Race

Maybe he's cold, or 'fuss'trated that his rider is not the leader of the pack.  Either way, he should be ecstatic with a mullet like that.  You know Joe Exotic would love it.

Monday, April 20, 2020

Cruise Ship Casino

Silver fox mullet showing off a shoulder tat, maybe from prison or his time in 'Nam.  

Mullet Monday Haiku:

He's a gamblin' man
Cruise done before the #COVID
Shit hit the damn fan

Monday, April 13, 2020

Airport in France

French airport #mullet unfortunately tamed.
His wife probably made him do it...sounding like that dumb biatch in #HomeAlone - "Les Incomp├ętents."

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Mullet History


I'm sure most of you are bored out of your mind and have scrolled the 'gram more times than you'd like to admit.  Here's a little bit of mullet history for those of you who are not aware of how the name was coined, and more.

Monday, April 6, 2020

Deck Hands

Someone had to zoom in here to see if this was really a mullet, but turns out to be more of an 80s hair band look.  Seems she got wind of it too.  Like American Beauty in the alleyway, "Ooh, I think I'm in trouble...haha."

This one at Deck Hands, which is one letter away from being Dick Hands, Edward Scissorhands' long-lost cousin.

There's no better time to grow/cut a real mullet than now, while in quarantine, when nobody will see you anyway.  Then send us your pictures/videos, including whipping it to unscrew a bottle cap!

Friday, March 27, 2020

Salt Lick

Bro in the background with the buffalo hat sees it too.  Look closely...he thinks it's so good, he's licking his lips, saying, "Get in that bar-b-que nice and deep-like."

Not quite curly enough to be an afro, but no doubt a curly fry mullet.

Friday, March 20, 2020


German hacker #mullet in the airport running from the law.  If you do not succumb to his #ransomware with #bitcoin, he says, "Groooooo."  Then shakes it off and returns with, "Jaaa, I will go to Fodrockers.  They have excellent burgers."

Friday, March 13, 2020

Downtown Bar

Lion and tigers and mullets, oh fuck!

I wonder if the #MulletMullisha soldier told him to open his eyes wide, or if he always is crazy-eyed.  He looks like he just saw the #coronavirus, which is blown out of proportion by the propagandist shitheads we call the media.

No need to panic like a little bitch...Beavis & Butthead have TP for your bungholes.

Friday, March 6, 2020

AVP Tournament

Holy shit, never have I ever seen a mullet pulled back so tightly, one can see the part lines from afar!
This fool's trying to see the shitter on the critter, Misty May...too bad she's retired.
I ironically learned that 's-on-the-c' phrase from some old dude who goes by Barnacle Bill, and he also sported a pony tail mullet.