Friday, February 4, 2022




Ay boy, what that mouth do?! 

Tweeter the Skeeter likes to go to the trap house, and skeet skeet on them hoes!

Friday, January 28, 2022

Fabrication Shop


Fab Five the fabrication shop putting in work.  Conjunction junction, what's his function?  Does he lay pipe or does he just fit the pipe?  Maybe he's good at fitting square pegs into round holes.  I'll leave that to your imagination station.

Friday, January 21, 2022

Home Depot


Bowl cut mullet running the aisles (instead of the streets) ...helping your wifey trying to find a left handed smoke shifter.

Other notable bowl cut mullets from the archive:



Friday, January 14, 2022

The Great Outdoors


An eager fan wrote in, showcasing his new, lustrous mullet getting some fresh air and sunlight.  Are you jealous of his length?  That's what SHE said.

Friday, January 7, 2022

Peach Jamboree



Bleach job or no?  This one spotted at a peach jamboree - true story.  I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.  Sounds absolutely riveting.

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Snail Trail



This full-bodied, hourglass mullet is easily identifiable, like a walk in the park...or on a snail trail.

Getting a head-start on his New Year's Resolution for more physical activity?'s only Dec. 29th.

Friday, December 24, 2021

Out the Looking Glass



Dirty blonde and no sleeves.  Straight on top and curly on bottom, with a thousand yard stare...same way I like my women.

Friday, October 29, 2021

Taco Party



It's been a long time since we've had a mullet Haiku, so here you go:

Masked and outside here

Which color taco you like...

Pink, purple, or queer?

What are YOU going to be for HOLLAween?!  Going to go to a party and take some shots, like Squid Game?

Monday, October 11, 2021

Texas State Fair



Horns up!  Look closely...the #mullet is more legit with the #pitvipersunglasses !

Tuesday, September 28, 2021




We all know that the most crazy shit happens in Florida.  It's like the Russia of the USA.  Well, this is just another example.

Tuesday, August 24, 2021




A fresh taylor-made mullet in Taylor, Texas.  Is he onlooking a circle jerk?  Or why do they call it Circleville, we wonder?  Maybe, "Well, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

Like in Happy Gilmore, " goes up and down, and"

Friday, July 23, 2021

Dollar Store


Curlicued mullet conveniently popping out the back of the hat, all while repping the Lone Star state.  Staying safe...or to quote Kenny Powers, "You don't know what kind of shit I got."

Send us your virus-free mullet and show us what you've got.

Friday, July 2, 2021

Trader Hoes


Masked up in the it that cheese dick, Guy Fieri, with no makeup or a cosmetic dose of HGH?  No, that's a chick!  But she may still have a bigger cheese dick than you.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Braided Bro from Brazil




Yes, it's Alliteration Monday, and yes, this is the same dude in both pictures.  Another worldly fan with a braided, straight-across-the-front (like your sister in the 80s) mullet...and more piercings than your mom.

Friday, June 11, 2021

Amarillo by Morning



A fan from Amarillo wrote in, showcasing in his own words, his proud, "snatch napkin," which is a new synonym, even for us!  Given that, why on earth would we say no to showcasing it?  Readers, you're welcome.