Friday, April 22, 2016

Bronx Bar

I always receive high quality mullet snaps from Htown, as shown above.  This one captured in Rice Village.  Diversification in a big city brings diverse mullets....and nasty goats.


Friday, April 15, 2016

Sixth Street


Wondering why they call it 'D-D-Dirty Dirty 6th?!'  Perhaps this is evidence of such tricks you can find in said area of the overgrowing ATX.

Remember, kids...use protection.


Friday, April 8, 2016


This looks to me like a sloppy joe mullet.  Creeping out the old women walking the mall for exercise.  Poor bastard.


Friday, April 1, 2016

Friday, March 18, 2016

Minor League Baseball Game

After looking closely, is this:

A.  An optical illusion like this disturbing photo?

B.  An "H"-less heli-pad in the middle of a jungle?

C.  A zoned-in target for a bowel-movement-passing bird?

Answer:  Quite possibly C; however, I'm seeing the most insane bullet ( bald + mullet ) I've ever seen.  In this case, the poopy bird's eye view is even better than the profile view.

Friday, March 11, 2016

Convenience Store

Another scrappy meximullet...found at your local Austin convenience store.

You know what I miss?  Lucas salt.

We'd buy a case of that stuff when visiting Mexico.  Is it still around?  These days I only visit convenience stores to purchase the finest high gravity 40oz bottle of malt liquor.


Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Rubber Band Man

"Think I'll buy me some cranberry juice...keep those UTIs at bay.  'Cause you know I ain't no stranger to a good gloryhole."

Keepin' it rat-tail-trill at the grocery store.  At least it's not a mullet abbreviated as a bun.  "Oopty fuckin' oop, gimme a break!"

Friday, February 12, 2016


We haven't had a dual sighting in awhile.  This brochacho at Buzzmill, in all his mullefied glory, was also seen here.  Looks like he's had a trim these days.


Friday, January 29, 2016

UT Football Game

Bro or Ho?  Fu*k if I know!  But (s)he knows what to grow...a mullet, yo!

Notice how I did NOT use the word 'uhhhmaaaaazing?'  That's because there are a plethora of other synonyms/adjectives in the English language, you basic ass hoes!


Saturday, January 23, 2016



Mmm, creepy hobo gloves next to the Fossil watch.  I bet he gets ALL the hoes with that kind of swag.  Go ahead, MULL IT over...while I refill my mug of Hennessy.


Friday, December 25, 2015


Glitoris bracelet straight cuttin the dancefloor...on a Tuesday.  If you've never been to this white girl dance party and riveting people-watching establishment in Texas' capitol, then you must check it out.  You just won't see me there on TuezGayz....not that there's anything wrong with that.

This is a first - side burns almost as long as the mullet itself.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good mullet!


Friday, December 18, 2015

Wally World

Raging femullet with a big hint of bowl cut...because you gotta show off that bluetoof earpiece all up in Wally World.  Like this music video - "We goin to WalMart..."

I bet she's got a Louisiana Purchase Card.

"What'd you do, kill a cheetah?!"

Friday, December 11, 2015



Sweet bottom bush, bro...the hat hair accentuates it.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Austin MetroRail


Peace.  Being 2015, looks like the phrase 'Peace in the Middle East' has made a comeback, no thanks to terrorists.

This limp mohawk mullet is not peaceful.